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Xenith
Princess of Gobstoppers
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Location: 500 years from home |
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O Brother, Where Art Thou?
"You know how every girl's parents put a p*ssy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?"
"...Sure."
"Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex."
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